Hilarious Quotes, Cool Funny Sayings For T-shirts & Slogans
It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill
Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand. Benny Hill
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven. Mark Twain
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. Socrates
A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland