funny tombstone sayings
A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.
~funny tombstone sayings by Terri Guillemets
You can kid the world. But not your sister.
~sayings about tombstone by Charlotte Gray
Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
~quotes about College by Abbott Lawrence Lowell
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
~quote on Religion by George Bernard Shaw
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
~saying on Religion by John Morley
We cannot destroy kindred: our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
~quotation on Family by Marquise de Sévigné
No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.
~funny tombstone sayings by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
~sayings about tombstone by Tommy Smothers
Nature is full of genius, full of the divinity; so that not a snowflake escapes its fashioning hand.
~quotes about Nature by Henry David Thoreau, journal, 5 January 1856
Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
~quote on Sex by Author Unknown
When I study philosophical works I feel I am swallowing something which I don’t have in my mouth.
~saying on Philosophy by Albert Einstein
If the jury have no right to judge of the justice of a law of the government, they plainly can do nothing to protect the people against the oppressions of the government; for there are no oppressions which the government may not authorize by law.
~quotation on Justice by Lysander Spooner, Trial by Jury
You have come into a hard world. I know of only one easy place in it, and that is the grave.
~funny tombstone sayings by Henry Ward Beecher
I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business.
~sayings about tombstone by Henry David Thoreau
Nurses are I.V. leaguers.
~quotes about Nurses by Author Unknown
How strange a thing this is! The Priest telleth me that the Soul is worth all the gold in the world, and the merchants say that it is not worth a clipped piece of silver.
~quote on Soul by Oscar Wilde
Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.
~saying on God by Victor Hugo
There is a story of an Oxford student who once remarked, I despise all Americans, but have never met one I didn’t like.
~quotation on Hate by Gordon Allport
Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires – disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end by redirecting our lives in a meaningful way.
~funny tombstone sayings by Bernie S. Siegel
Most men, after a little freedom, have preferred authority with the consoling assurances and the economy of effort which it brings.
~sayings about tombstone by Walter Lippmann, A Preface to Morals, 1929
Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.
~quotes about Jobs by Author Unknown
If I can hit a curveball, why can’t I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?
~quote on Golf by Larry Nelson
No one should have to dance backward all of their lives.
~saying on Feminism by Jill Ruckelshaus
Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination.
~quotation on Happiness by Immanuel Kant
To be too conscious is an illness – a real thoroughgoing illness.
~funny tombstone sayings by Fyodor Dostoevski
Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying ten minutes from now?
~sayings about tombstone by Arnot L. Sheppard, Jr.
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear of dying without having laughed at all.
~quotes about Happiness by Jean de La Bruyere
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
~quote on Advertising by R. Serling
War has a deeper and more ineffable relation to hidden grandeurs in man than has yet been deciphered.
~saying on War by Thomas de Quincey
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