Famous One liner Jokes
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?”
Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.”
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“What did one ghost say to another?”
“Do you believe in people?”
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My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the […]
The 3 stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly.
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
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Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
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If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.
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An onion a day keeps others away.
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Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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When I was young I was told that anyone could be […]