Archive for the 'Funny Quotes' Category

Quotations about Dieting

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. ~Stephen Phillips It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. ~Roseanne Barr I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. [...]

Hilarious Quotes, Cool Funny Sayings For T-shirts & Slogans

It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand. Benny Hill Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and [...]