How beautiful a day can be, When kindness touches it! ~famous sayings on Sweetest Day by George Elliston Kindness is for all times in all situations — not just when it suits you. ~motivational quotations on Attitude by Audray Landrum Words of kindness are more powerful than cruel swords. ~wise kindness sayings by Jose B. [...]
Famous One liner Jokes Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?” Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.” ****** “What did one ghost say to another?” “Do you believe in people?” ****** My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. [...]
n People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. ~~Good quotes by Will Rogers I am thankful for all the complaining I hear about our government because it means we have freedom of speech. ~~Inspiration sayings by Nancie J. Carmody When any fit of gloominess, [...]
HUMOR “Managing to have a sense of humor makes it a lot easier to manage people.” — Steve Wilson “Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.” — Lord Chesterfield “There are very few good judges of humor, and they don’t agree.” — Josh Billings “Humor is the sunshine of the mind.” [...]
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met. cool quote about Pickup Lines I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it ‘Republican’, but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I’ll save that name~someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and [...]
It is better to keep your mouth shut, and look like a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt. cool Advice about Advice Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes too. sweet quote by Wise Guy Take the [...]
If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins. cool short myspace quotes about Advice An onion a day keeps others away. sweet quote by me Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. cute saying about short myspace A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The [...]
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~sweet quote on fun How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? ~sweet fun myspace sayings by Mr Q When I was young I was told that anyone could be President. I’m beginning to believe it. [...]
“Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.” — Helen Keller “I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.” — Laura Ingalls Wilder “Nature tops the list of potent [...]