How beautiful a day can be, When kindness touches it!
~famous sayings on Sweetest Day by George Elliston
Kindness is for all times in all situations — not just when it suits you.
~motivational quotations on Attitude by Audray Landrum
Words of kindness are more powerful than cruel swords.
~wise kindness […]
Famous One liner Jokes
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?”
Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.”
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“What did one ghost say to another?”
“Do you believe in people?”
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My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the […]
n People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. ~~Good quotes by Will Rogers
I am thankful for all the complaining I hear about our government because it means we have freedom of speech. ~~Inspiration sayings by Nancie […]
HUMOR
“Managing to have a sense of humor makes it a lot easier to manage people.” — Steve Wilson
“Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.” — Lord Chesterfield
“There are very few good judges of humor, and they don’t agree.” — Josh Billings
“Humor is the sunshine of the mind.” — Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
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I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it ‘Republican’, but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I’ll save that name~someday I might find a plant that eats […]
It is better to keep your mouth shut, and look like a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
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If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.
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An onion a day keeps others away.
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Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
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A […]
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
~sweet quote on fun
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
~sweet fun myspace sayings by Mr Q
When I was young I was told that anyone could be […]
“Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.” — Helen Keller
“I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.” — Laura Ingalls Wilder
“Nature tops the list of potent tranquilizers and […]