In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. ~Stephen Phillips It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. ~Roseanne Barr I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. [...]
# As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for. Josh Billings – 1815-1885 American Humorist Lecturer # Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck – 1927 American Author Humorist # My definition of success [...]
What you get by achieving your goal is not as important as what you become by achieving your goal. Go as far as you can see, and when you get there you will see farther. An archer cannot hit the bullseye if he doesn’t know where the target is. Shoot for the moon, even if [...]