Archive for July, 2007

One liner Jokes

Famous One liner Jokes Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?” Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.” ****** “What did one ghost say to another?” “Do you believe in people?” ****** My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. [...]

Beautiful Quotes

“Beautiful Quotes” * Even within the most beautiful landscape, in the trees, under the leaves the insects are eating each other; violence is a part of life. Francis Bacon Quotes – Artists. * Ham, pigs, tongues, sides of beef seen in the butcher’s window, all that death, I find it very beautiful. And it’s all [...]